If ’90s Disney Princesses Were on MAURY

Megan McLachlan
3 min readJun 29, 2021

I’M 16 — I’M NOT A CHILD. . .AND READY TO MARRY!

This is single father Triton. He doesn’t have one teenage daughter, but seven! Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, Alana, and his youngest, out-of-control 16-year-old Ariel…

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Megan McLachlan

Writer, Editor, Lightweight. After two drinks, I start licking faces.