If ’90s Disney Princesses Were on MAURY

I’M 16 — I’M NOT A CHILD. . .AND READY TO MARRY!

This is single father Triton. He doesn’t have one teenage daughter, but seven! Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, Alana, and his youngest, out-of-control 16-year-old Ariel…