All of the Ways the Shower Curtain I Purchased on Amazon Is More Into Me than Real-Life Men

Megan McLachlan
2 min readJun 17, 2021
Courtesy of Andrea Davis
  1. Follows up with me every day in a span of one week: “Thank you for your order!” “Your order has shipped!” “Will you rate your transaction?”.
  2. Includes a cute note of appreciation: “I’d like to personally thank you for ordering our shower curtain at Amazon.”
  3. Makes sure we both got home…
Megan McLachlan

Writer, Editor, Lightweight. After two drinks, I start licking faces.